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departured:

pepsimaxing:

mornings are gross and i want no part in them

(via fake-mermaid)



lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

(via crystallized-teardrops)



me:i wish people would invite me to things
me:rejects invitation
me:stays for 5 minutes then leaves
me:goes to place then doesnt say anything
me:goes to place and hides in bathroom
me:goes to place and stays on my phone the entire time
me:i wish people would invite me to things


mausoleumofafricanviolets:

heartheraindrops—fall:

Being single for the rest of my life is not what scares me. It’s marrying someone who makes me feel lonely that terrifies me.